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Peluches Liewood<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Avis \u00e0 tous les doudous, vous me recevez ? 5 sur 5 ? Parfait, infiltration r\u00e9ussie, mission accomplie !

Bonjour \u00e0 vous humains, je me pr\u00e9sente, je suis le doudou r\u00e9f\u00e9rent chef \u00e0 la t\u00eate de la mission d\u2019infiltration de L\u2019Armoire de B\u00e9b\u00e9. Objectif atteint ! Nous avons pris le contr\u00f4le du site internet, des r\u00e9seaux sociaux et m\u00eame du blog. MOUAHAHAHAHA !

Aujourd\u2019hui je tenais \u00e0 m\u2019exprimer devant vous pour r\u00e9tablir une v\u00e9rit\u00e9 E-SSENT-TIELLE : nous, les doudous, sommes tout simplement les \u00eatres les plus importants sur cette Terre. Oui, vous m\u2019avez bien entendu ! Avant de venir m\u2019attraper par les oreilles, laissez moi vous prouvez \u00e0 tous pourquoi NOUS sommes les pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9s des b\u00e9b\u00e9s.

La v\u00e9rit\u00e9 qui fait mal : nous recevrons au long de notre existence bien plus de c\u00e2lins que vous. Eh oui, nous accompagnons b\u00e9b\u00e9 dans toutes ses aventures et tous ses dodos, nous restons bien lotis dans ses bras jours et nuits. Et puis, sans vouloir vous vexer, nous sommes bien plus doux que vous (surtout vous monsieur, il est temps d\u2019aller vous raser la barbe !) Je rajouterai poliment une couche en pr\u00e9cisant que nous les doudous sommes absolument adorables. Je ne dirai pas forc\u00e9ment la m\u00eame chose de vous humains\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Peluches Bon Ton Toys <\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n


C\u2019est un fait, nous apportons du r\u00e9confort aux tout-petits, nous offrons un sentiment de s\u00e9curit\u00e9 \u00e9motionnelle ultra important pour leur \u00e9panouissement.

Autre v\u00e9rit\u00e9 : les doudous sont bien plus efficaces que vous pour aider b\u00e9b\u00e9 \u00e0 s\u2019endormir (vous pouvez d\u00e8s maintenant cesser de vous \u00e9gosiller sur \u00ab Une souris verte \u00bb et nous confier la t\u00e2che du dodo).

Nous apportons aux enfants tellement de positif, que ce soit dans l\u2019apprentissage de la motricit\u00e9 et dans le d\u00e9veloppement de leur cr\u00e9ativit\u00e9 ainsi que de leur imagination. Nous sommes des super-h\u00e9ros du quotidien, tout simplement indispensables !

Pas \u00e9tonnant qu\u2019ils nous r\u00e9clament tout le temps et nous trimballent partout (d\u2019ailleurs, nous ne serions pas contre un traitement un peu plus d\u00e9licat, notre pauvre coll\u00e8gue ourson est revenu avec l\u2019oreille toute mordill\u00e9e\u2026)

Vous savez ce qu\u2019on dit ? Que les doudous aident \u00e0 mieux vivre la s\u00e9paration avec\u2026 vous. Tirez en vos propres conclusions.

Je n\u2019aurais pas besoin de m\u2019\u00e9taler davantage, m\u00eame s\u2019il existe tout un tas d\u2019autres raisons. Je vais simplement vous mettre en garde humains : nous avons pris le contr\u00f4le de L\u2019Armoire de B\u00e9b\u00e9 mais nos ambitions ne s\u2019arr\u00eatent pas l\u00e0 : nous allons d\u2019ici peu gouverner le monde entier ! MOUAHAHAHAHA !

Sur ce rire d\u00e9moniaque, je vous salue bien bas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doudou r\u00e9f\u00e9rent chef<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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D\u00e9couvrez tous mes copains les doudous par ici <\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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